So we got a new phone system at work, today.

Why is this DevArt worthy to post about?

Because I was the very first one to break my phone. I broke it twice, once five minutes in (in my defense, Kavan told me to do the thing which broke it) which was solved by plugging in a different cable, once less than an hour after it was installed, to the point where it had to be hard-rebooted by Jasper to get it working again.

Jasper promptly gave me a high-five for breaking the phone.

*bows* Thank yew, thank yew. I'd like to thank Avaya for making such breakable phones and Kavan and Jasper for being such great supervisors. I'd never break anything without their help.